Hoe hoe hoe, Merry Christmas gardeners! I think we all know what Santa was really talking about. Getting down and dirty with his hoes*, that’s what. Little-known fact about Santa – he loves harvesting root crops.
Whether you’re into hoes or gardening (or both), you will surely win the approval of your green-fingered comrades with this refreshingly understated Christmas hoodie.
Who says novelty hoodies have to be ugly? This one marks you out as a clear hoe-getter.
Printed on a high-quality 80% cotton, 20% polyester mix, this unisex Hoe Hoe Hoe hooded sweater is warm and cosy, with none of the unpleasant itchiness of wool. You will also have a much easier time washing dirt and soil out of it after a day’s work down at the allotment.
*Not to be confused with the other type of hoe. That’s important.
80% Cotton; 20% Polyester
Small hidden opening for earphones
Machine Wash Cold (max 30C or 90F)
Do Not Bleach
Tumble Dry LOW HEAT
Iron, Steam or Dry LOW HEAT
Do Not Dryclean
Approximate turnaround time: 5-6 business days (UK).