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Hoe Hoe Hoe Christmas Hoodie-Hoodie-Jolly Christmas Jumper

Hoe Hoe Hoe Christmas Hoodie

Regular price £40.00

Hoe hoe hoe, Merry Christmas gardeners! I think we all know what Santa was really talking about. Getting down and dirty with his hoes*, that’s what. Little-known fact about Santa – he loves harvesting root crops.

Whether you’re into hoes or gardening (or both), you will surely win the approval of your green-fingered comrades with this refreshingly understated Christmas hoodie.

Who says novelty hoodies have to be ugly? This one marks you out as a clear hoe-getter.

Printed on a high-quality 80% cotton, 20% polyester mix, this unisex Hoe Hoe Hoe hooded sweater is warm and cosy, with none of the unpleasant itchiness of wool. You will also have a much easier time washing dirt and soil out of it after a day’s work down at the allotment.

*Not to be confused with the other type of hoe. That’s important.

  • Loose fit
  • 80% Cotton; 20% Polyester
  • Small hidden opening for earphones

Care instructions:

  • Machine Wash Cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do Not Bleach
  • Tumble Dry LOW HEAT
  • Iron, Steam or Dry LOW HEAT
  • Do Not Dryclean

Approximate turnaround time: 5-6 business days (UK).

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