Hoe hoe hoe, Merry Christmas gardeners! I think we all know what Santa was really talking about. Getting down and dirty with his hoes*, that’s what. Little-known fact about Santa – he loves harvesting root crops.
Whether you’re into hoes or gardening (or both), you will surely win the approval of your green-fingered comrades with this refreshingly understated Christmas jumper.
Who says novelty jumpers have to be ugly? This one marks you out as a clear hoe-getter.
Printed on a high-quality 80% cotton, 20% polyester mix, this unisex Hoe Hoe Hoe sweater is warm and cosy, with none of the unpleasant itchiness of wool. You will also have a much easier time washing dirt and soil out of it after a day’s work down at the allotment.
*Not to be confused with the other type of hoe. That’s important.
80% Ringspun Cotton; 20% Polyester
Machine Wash Cold (max 30C or 90F)
Do Not Bleach
Tumble Dry LOW HEAT
Iron, Steam or Dry LOW HEAT
Do Not Dryclean
Approximate turnaround time: 5-6 business days (UK).