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Hoe Hoe Hoe Christmas V-Neck T-Shirt-V-neck-Jolly Christmas Jumper
Hoe Hoe Hoe Christmas V-Neck T-Shirt-V-neck-Jolly Christmas Jumper
Hoe Hoe Hoe Christmas V-Neck T-Shirt-V-neck-Jolly Christmas Jumper

Hoe Hoe Hoe Christmas V-Neck T-Shirt

Regular price £22.50

Hoe hoe hoe, Merry Christmas gardeners! I think we all know what Santa was really talking about. Getting down and dirty with his hoes*, that’s what. Little-known fact about Santa – he loves harvesting root crops.

Whether you’re into hoes or gardening (or both), you will surely win the approval of your green-fingered comrades with this refreshingly understated v-neck t-shirt.

Who says novelty tees have to be ugly? This one marks you out as a clear hoe-getter.

Printed on a high-quality 80% cotton, 20% polyester mix, this this unisex t-shirt is super comfortable, with none of the unpleasant itchiness of wool. You will also have a much easier time washing dirt and soil out of it after a day’s work down at the allotment.

*Not to be confused with the other type of hoe. That’s important.

  • Semi-Fitted
  • 100% Ring Spun Cotton
  • V-neck Collar
  • S-2XL

Care instructions:

  • Machine Wash Warm (max 40C or 105F)
  • Non-chlorine Bleach as needed
  • Tumble Dry MEDIUM
  • Do Not Iron
  • Do Not Dryclean

Approximate turnaround time: 5-6 business days (UK).

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